Subject: Elevator (fwd)


FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,  
"Shut   up, dammit, all of you just shut up!"

3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

4. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarassed when they open by themselves.

5. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you admiral.

6. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I've
got new socks on!"

7. When at least 8 people have boarded, say "Oh, not now, damn  
motion   sickness!"

8. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "Oops."

9. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing the buttons.

10. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

11. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of
THEM!"  and move to the far corner of the elevator.

12. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers through
it.

13. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

14. Wear X-Ray specs and leer suggestively at other passengers.

15. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"